Never take your dog to a German veterinarian. I told my German Vet that I had a problem with my dog peeing on a spot in the yard, he was killing all the grass. His advice, stop giving the dog water.

You know when Gizmo gets splashed with water he uncontrollably spawns Gremlins? Maybe when Iraqis get hit with freedom, they just explode, or in the case of Haditha, spontaneous bullet holes appear in their skulls. I am not saying its true, just we should look into it.
What was Jesus's approval rating back in 33 or 34 AD? W is actually taking some tough positions. = Best insane line I've read in a while.