cheap Halloween costume.

On the front a piece of cardboard that says blowjobs $5, white t shirt on the back written "Yes, I am dressed as your mom"

IF black people have big cocks

and short people have small cocks

Does webster have an average sized penis?

Hitting the links

Old and busted

Goofing off on the clock playing golf with your buddies

New Hotness

goofing off on the clock by surfing the web.... GET IT.... HA!

Make your creditors *SNAP* go away.... pay your fucking bills.

Great concert moments that never happened issue #1.

John Lennon at Madison Square Gardens

Starts playing I've got a feeling

I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside
Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide

The brings the mic down to is ass and lets out this huge fart.

Combining abstract art,

A television playing a picture of a toilet hanging in an art gallery with this is not a toilet written above it.

Anthroapologist a person who constantly makes up excuses for humanities failings.

Without copyright and patent laws we would never have any of Beethoven's symphonies

If we keep letting more and more Middle Eastern countries get plutonium eventually one of them is going to go back in time and really fuck us.

my love for you is bigger than a Wal-Mart

I would have been a nazi if they promised to burn the math books along with those others

you couldn't get a holla back in an echo chamber

gather ye abortions while one can

You ever think Men and Women shopping has its roots in our more primal time when men hunted and women gathered, women would go out and compare and pick ripe fruit, men would go out kill the first thing they found and bring it back.... just a thought

Based on this Blurb from Wonkette


Head vs. Head: Jim Dyke, RNC Communication Director vs. Howard Wolfson.

Howard Wolfson: Clinton reminds voters of a time when they were doing well.
Dyke: Clinton reminds people of the pre-9/11 mindset. .
I am sure this argument plays well, but I myself would give anything to go back to a pre-9/11 mindset

Saddam is still a threat!
He still wants WMD
even in prison
he has every intention of trying to get them if he is released
and he is actively trying with the help of his lawyer to get out of jail

No one will read this, but the Liberals should do all they can to Push http://snarkmarket.com/blog/snarkives/debate.mp3 all around, it is straight audio from the debate, Bush sounds like shit.

See, if Kerry had giving the mission accomplish speech, we would have finished the mission by the time he finished the speech

A protestor shouts slogans, interrupting U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) as he made remarks on the economy at Byer's Choice in Colmar, Pennsylvania, September 9, 2004. Bush is spending the day campaigning in Pennsylvania. REUTERS/Jason Reed US ELECTION

Yahoo! News - Rumsfeld: 'No Free Passes' in Terror War

has the great quote
Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, blamed the recent spike in attacks on U.S. soldiers and Iraqis, especially by suicide bombers, on the fact that "the enemy is becoming more sophisticated."

Gee, if they get anymore sophisticated they might not end up killing themselves in the process of killing us, and once they make that breakthrough we are fucked, how much further can an ICMB be afterwards

Monticello had a rape room, ask Sally Hemings