Anthroapologist a person who constantly makes up excuses for humanities failings.

Without copyright and patent laws we would never have any of Beethoven's symphonies

If we keep letting more and more Middle Eastern countries get plutonium eventually one of them is going to go back in time and really fuck us.

my love for you is bigger than a Wal-Mart

I would have been a nazi if they promised to burn the math books along with those others

you couldn't get a holla back in an echo chamber

gather ye abortions while one can

You ever think Men and Women shopping has its roots in our more primal time when men hunted and women gathered, women would go out and compare and pick ripe fruit, men would go out kill the first thing they found and bring it back.... just a thought

Based on this Blurb from Wonkette


Head vs. Head: Jim Dyke, RNC Communication Director vs. Howard Wolfson.

Howard Wolfson: Clinton reminds voters of a time when they were doing well.
Dyke: Clinton reminds people of the pre-9/11 mindset. .
I am sure this argument plays well, but I myself would give anything to go back to a pre-9/11 mindset

Saddam is still a threat!
He still wants WMD
even in prison
he has every intention of trying to get them if he is released
and he is actively trying with the help of his lawyer to get out of jail

No one will read this, but the Liberals should do all they can to Push http://snarkmarket.com/blog/snarkives/debate.mp3 all around, it is straight audio from the debate, Bush sounds like shit.

See, if Kerry had giving the mission accomplish speech, we would have finished the mission by the time he finished the speech

A protestor shouts slogans, interrupting U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) as he made remarks on the economy at Byer's Choice in Colmar, Pennsylvania, September 9, 2004. Bush is spending the day campaigning in Pennsylvania. REUTERS/Jason Reed US ELECTION

Yahoo! News - Rumsfeld: 'No Free Passes' in Terror War

has the great quote
Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, blamed the recent spike in attacks on U.S. soldiers and Iraqis, especially by suicide bombers, on the fact that "the enemy is becoming more sophisticated."

Gee, if they get anymore sophisticated they might not end up killing themselves in the process of killing us, and once they make that breakthrough we are fucked, how much further can an ICMB be afterwards

Monticello had a rape room, ask Sally Hemings

"No tax dollar left behind!"

It seems to me we shouldn't celebrate soldiers who died in Iraq, its clear by their actions they undermine the war, and then we pay money to their families when they die, doesn't that just encourage them to pass on. I am almost certain I liberals had a hand in setting this system up, because it is based on emotion not on rational reason.

Not mine Blatantly stolen from ReindeerF's post on the Debate and Discussion forum


With Bush, the glass is not just half-empty, it's been spilt!


I was thinking about protests the other day, and I came to the obvious conclusion that they are such a waste of time. The only thing that really changes anything is $ and if all those protesters spent the day at work and donated that days wages to whatever cause they supported it would make 50 times the impact that dressing up like a poodle and carry around a sign that says bush rapes kittens has.

I don't ever ask for money since this costs me nothing but seriously if you have any compassion for your fellow man (or woman) help out here like I said on the side I can vouch that this is 100% legit even though I am not directly involved. If you have a blog or something posting a link to that site would be mighty kind of you.

I need to start Halliborton, and send a couple phony invoices up to the White House for insane amounts, then retire, I don't think the White House even looks anymore they just cut you a check.

Bush = HITLER, EXPOSED!

It pisses me off to no end that Conservative press critics are trying to take away a basic American right, the right to compare the current sitting president to Hitler.

Recently Moveon.org was attacked over and over because one ad out of 100s compared Bush to Hitler, then Dennis Miller attacked Democrats for the same reason, and Andrew Sullivan has been relentless even having a Bush=Hitler watch. After each of these assualts spineless Liberals either pointed out the hyporcrisy or went scurring away bending to their brownshirt tatics, the main thing that happened they stopped comparing Bush to Hitler.

That right and the right to compare our government to the book 1984 are the basic building blocks that every American uses to construct their viewpoint on everyday issues. To take this away is an attempt to control society, much like the soceity in the book 1984. In the multiple Academy Award winning film Crimes and Mistatmeaners Woody Allen makes a film comparing Alan Alda to Mussulini, which shows its common to use these axis leaders as rulers and hold them up to other people

Now everyone knows this, so the question becomes, why, why would they so harshly attack the people comparing Bush to Hitler..... then it hit me, because its true Bush is Hitler, its the exact same way you can joke around and call that 90 pound girl fat (Hitlery Clinton) but if you call that 300 pound girl fat its really offensive, and in bad taste.

wisdom nugget of the day, anyone who calls themselves a pundit should be ignored.

A Simple Request

Democrats please take head. I don't care who wins the primary tonight, but whatever you do don't play the this person couldn't vote, or I saw supporters of X candidate sneaking in. No one wants to hear it, it makes everyone look bad.

I don't have anything entertaining to put here so I will insert a picture I think is funny.