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Morality through complete apathy

Saddam goes on hunger strike, I think he has body issues. I mean he used to be unhealthy, but lately he has been looking pretty trim. That he thinks he needs to starve himself shows a really distorted psyche. Someone should tell him everyone wants to see him executed because of who he is, not because of what he looks like.

The reason I don't like math is there is infitiny -1 wrong answers to pick from.

Valentine's Day was created by single people so they could whine to other single people about how the greeting card companies created Valentine's day in hopes of hooking up with them.

"When prohibition was repealed all the members of congress voted while drinking beer in Congress. If we have a Anti-Gay Marriage amendment, I wonder what will be happening during the repeal of that."

I wouldn't take a shit on you to warm you up to help you avoid hypothermia

In Raiders of the Lost Ark, can you imagine if Indy got his wish and the Ark was put in a museum, then during the opening in which thousands of innocent people attended they opened it. I bet he would feel pretty bad about that and maybe decide some stuff belongs in private collections.

Do lesbians looks for a girl with big hands?

Unconstitutional acts that would make America better part I: mandatory STD tests for entire population. Anyone found to have an STD must get a Mr. Yuck Tattoo on their genital.

You know what would suck, if you lived your life as a good Christian, then finally the rapture starts. This is the moment you've been waiting for you are being taken up. All of the sudden you blurt out Jesus Christ this is awesome. Bam Commandment violated and you don't get to go. That would suck

All economics is local

All economics is local

I think our culuture has hit a defined low at this moment.

Thought up new so bad its good pick up line, thought up too late of course. Hey, You just have to hear my alarm clock.

If I was in charge of the world, jesus would be working at the water treatment plant

REM + Classic Childrens' literature = soooooooometiiiiiimes everybody poops

I am sick of all the anti-Christians calling it Sunday, it is the Lords Day, any calendar maker out there better listen as Christians buy alot of calendars and don't like being insulted

My children's rock group will be called "Wash Your Hands Say Yeah!"

I can't remember if I wrote this idea down, so I am writing/rewriting to preserve it.

Plan to get a blow job out of a woman who isn't attracted to you. invite her over, rent baby geniuses 2. From her POV sucking your dick will seem like heaven compared to having to watch that movie.

Texas justice isn't just blind it's deaf and dumb as well

They say "Hell is other people", but that's not true. Hell is that mother fucker right there. other people are pretty damn cool, but that guy is a dick.

I think I am going to start referring to the federalist society as Scientology for law nerds.

I wonder how can the Liberals be attacked for being

A. Cultural Elites
B. Cultural Relative

at the same time. Either you think your leftist culture is better, or you think all cultures are equal, you can't have it both ways it makes no sense.

Oh damn, I thought I was supporting absinthe only sex education