In Raiders of the Lost Ark, can you imagine if Indy got his wish and the Ark was put in a museum, then during the opening in which thousands of innocent people attended they opened it. I bet he would feel pretty bad about that and maybe decide some stuff belongs in private collections.
Unconstitutional acts that would make America better part I: mandatory STD tests for entire population. Anyone found to have an STD must get a Mr. Yuck Tattoo on their genital.
You know what would suck, if you lived your life as a good Christian, then finally the rapture starts. This is the moment you've been waiting for you are being taken up. All of the sudden you blurt out Jesus Christ this is awesome. Bam Commandment violated and you don't get to go. That would suck
Thought up new so bad its good pick up line, thought up too late of course. Hey, You just have to hear my alarm clock.
I am sick of all the anti-Christians calling it Sunday, it is the Lords Day, any calendar maker out there better listen as Christians buy alot of calendars and don't like being insulted
I can't remember if I wrote this idea down, so I am writing/rewriting to preserve it.
Plan to get a blow job out of a woman who isn't attracted to you. invite her over, rent baby geniuses 2. From her POV sucking your dick will seem like heaven compared to having to watch that movie.
Plan to get a blow job out of a woman who isn't attracted to you. invite her over, rent baby geniuses 2. From her POV sucking your dick will seem like heaven compared to having to watch that movie.
They say "Hell is other people", but that's not true. Hell is that mother fucker right there. other people are pretty damn cool, but that guy is a dick.
I wonder how can the Liberals be attacked for being
A. Cultural Elites
B. Cultural Relative
at the same time. Either you think your leftist culture is better, or you think all cultures are equal, you can't have it both ways it makes no sense.
A. Cultural Elites
B. Cultural Relative
at the same time. Either you think your leftist culture is better, or you think all cultures are equal, you can't have it both ways it makes no sense.
cheap Halloween costume.
On the front a piece of cardboard that says blowjobs $5, white t shirt on the back written "Yes, I am dressed as your mom"
On the front a piece of cardboard that says blowjobs $5, white t shirt on the back written "Yes, I am dressed as your mom"
IF black people have big cocks
and short people have small cocks
Does webster have an average sized penis?
and short people have small cocks
Does webster have an average sized penis?
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